You think your blog is shitty enough?
Shitty Enough to be One of Us?
To Be Proud? To Be Shitty?
You think you have what is takes?
Well maybe you do. But before you request membership, ask yourself these questions:

• Do you ever post memes?
• Do you ever let your blogs sit with out updates for weeks or months at time?
• Have you tweaked your template to point where it looks like shit in all browsers?
• Do you consider linking other material on the Internet a valuable service that you provide to the Internet?
• Do you think that people really want to see pictures of your pets/kids/friends/hobbies?

If you answered yes to one or more of those questions you are a Shitty Blogger. It’s OK. We understand. We are shitty bloggers too.

Admitting that you have a problem is the first step.

The second step is to put one our buttons on your blog and link back to us. (don’t go fucking hiding it at the bottom of your page either. Be Proud dammit!)

Then you just need to click Register Link in the lower left hand Sidebar and fill out the form.

Listen up sunshine. This is a BLOG club. You must have site. If you don’t have one, go set one up! It’s so easy a total moron could do it. (Trust me, I’ve read lots of Blogs.) Try wordpress.com or blogger.com for free and easy hosting. In the form, please enter the complete url (e.g. http://www.myblogsucksshit.com of your shitty blog.

After a suitable waiting period your blog will be added to the Shitty Blogroll and announced on the main page. By a suitable waiting period, I mean the amount of time it takes me to get my lazy ass in order. Bribes may speed up the process. Threats will almost certainly not.

Questions. Email me

Complaints. Go Fuck Yourself.

Be Proud. Be Shitty.